so i live in SoCal and since i want my blog to cure at least SOME ignorance, and be at least VAGUELY educational, i’ll teach you all cali slang.

our words

hella-very

bomb-cool

i dig it- i think that’s cool

old words

hubba hubba-noise refers to a hot person and how hot you think they are

tight/rad-cool

spiffy/peachy-alright

wazza-whats up? [to which u reply,"fine/nothing"]

funny stories

this guy comes from alabama or something and he’s all like whats with all u crazy cali ppl always saying bomb? everything is not bomb! do u go into the airports like “WOW, that a bomb trashcan!!” LMAO. poor kid.

and another story. this lady is talking to her friend and both their husbands are in iraq, and this lady keeps saying thats hella cool and w/e so her friend decidwes to use this word too *shes from a diff state* and shes like “yeah imma send my husband some hella stuff” ROFL, you have to understand thats NOT how u use that WORD!! you can say some hella cool stuff, or a hella lotta stuff, but you cannot use a noun! wrong: thats a hella table. right: that table is hella gay. ok? so if u visit cali, dont sound stupid, just use your own words.

and if ur from chicago, sorry if we laugh at you , but in cali we don’t call money dough, we don’t even call it cheese anymore…and we don’t call soda “pop” lol. and when someone looses we don’t say they sure got “spanked” we say “owned/raped” yep…kinda messed up i kno..

but hey, we can embrace our differences and laugh at them too. hope you all enjoyed this blog, cuz its hella bomb u know >_<!!

darialois