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hilarious suju spoof of a commercial
original commercial
i have 50,060 views and only 5 comments total. so lets cut the crap.
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that my email. so tell me how much you love my blog b4 i snap.
in the beginning we have some lovely wonki, where wonbin goes “hongki-kun, hongki-kun” while putting his hair behind his ear <3..he then proceeds to blow in his ear…in any case, hongki is actively defending himself, swiping away the feathers.
apparently the drink tastes nasty, and they have to wear winnie the pooh bear BIBS ahahah XD
jonghun is VERY ticklish and fails immediately. the boys are doubling up with laughter, just like boys should when they see gross things.
AHAHAHAAA wonbin lasts quite a bit, with his huge mouthful..he spits it all out in a great spray…hilarious!
pretty much everyone gets their hair taken care of by other members…cute =D
minhwan lasts until they decide to put the feather up his nose…and then they do it again! it works both times haha.
jaejin is practicing the whole time…OH I FEEL SSOOOO BAD for him!! jaejin’s cute voice and his catholic school girl earrings get completely OWNED! jonghun and wonbin AND a host blow in his ear like 2x each, and he is practically shouting miserably the whole time…poor baby musta swallowed at least a bit…in the panic he was in and all…hahahaa.
*did wonbin totally say “sarangheyo to jaejin?”*
poor camera guy has to wear a rag over his head to keep from getting spit on…poor guy!
http://www.crunchyroll.com/media-290444/NewS-Extras-Shige-Strips.html
go to that site skip ahead to 7:20 and watch shige take off 3 shirts to music =D
omo! that was so exciting! i was happily surprised…LMAO…what can i say? i liked it >_<!!!
omo…this is sooo wonderful..they are making fun of hongki the entire time and they even have a potential kiss between jaejin and hongki at the end…but jinny ruins it by turning his head :[ i was squealing for the better half of this...if not all of it XD XD XD *faints* lol okay, first off, jonghun is forced to sing the first line of nolte ka jii hahahah, and he sounds like a..i won't say...but i LOVED it! lol [at least now we know why hongki is the lead singer and NOT jonghun LMAO]
i have to comment on pretty much every SECOND of this golden video…b4 they start singing he’s talking to some noona and he makes sure his voice sounds all sexy…lol..check that out <33
do i EVEN HAVE to comment on how much i love his headwrap and his ponytail…not to mention his voice = heart racing.
the funniest part is that everyone is making fun of the way hongki sings [except wonbin, he is concentrating lol] because they have seen it countless times, if you’ll notice nowAdays he is tired of his old motions and doesn’t do them so much anymore :[ not even for lovesick, the leaning to the side thing is no more *cries, why?!!* minhwan holds out his loong note lmao perfectly i must say, the band must get so bored of seeing him preform this at every concert...so sad...okay jaejin and jonghun are {+almost forgot how to spell his name...terribly sorry...wth is going on with my brain? [turns to mush]+} singing karaoke to until you return with all the extending hand motions and the chest grabs..its golden *_* its my fave part of watching hongki live <3 the way he points and then touches his chest ;] and the way he re-grabs the mike alot <3 i even saw some attempted crying motions i think? ♥ i think during a break in the song jaejin sticks his tongue out at hongki so cuteeee! jaejin holding the mike for jonghun <3 and hongki singing while touching jaejin *DROOLING* did i already mention the potential kiss?!!!!
aish, hongki always bothers wonbin when he has solos..always tries to get in the camera shot..but eh, its still funny -cause he is doing jonghun’s guitar solo ^_^ *SPAZZZZ* DONT GOODBYE SAY GOODBYE DONT GOODBYE! he looks so serious about his engrish ♥ jeajin and jonghun look like they are having mini orgasms singing at the end..lmao…jaejin gets the nolte ka jii part and jonghun gets all the other parts, they look SO into it!! AHH!!
jonghun bows 2x at the end like “thank you i knoe i am a winner XD” and hongki slices the air like “it is finished!” and even wonbin does a cute little motion w/his fists b4 sitting down…
i just wrote a lot cuz i know no one ever reads this but i get a kick out of it…and my lil sis told me last week that it was so fun to read really looooong letters about hongki that were infused with passion and humor…so heres this…its not the same at all, its not random spazzing, its just a video description, but its a damn good one XD i’ve been trying to make my blog minimally me speaking since its basically only to promote them and raise their popularity..hopefully in USA…but i can do w/e i want! its MY blog for crying out loud! and besides, if i want to express my profound and prolific love for them then i CAN. so there. ha.
thx 4 attempting to read this all <3 my fans [none, i kno] lol i DO have like 50,000 views so WHATEVER, yo motha!
the beginning is to die for!! hongki is such a silly cutie pie! hahaa. okay..awesome…so cherriya has a lot of hangeul island episodes already subbed in eng for us non-koreans yay! so hit up youtube =D *spasm*
he is so cute! he comes in spinning XD ahhh!! ~<3333 even wonbin looks perky 
miku
teruki
kanon
bou
these people talk so beautifully, appreciating that they even MET in this big planet where there are no guarantees, and i wish i was a fan back then when bou was still there, he is such a kind compassionate sweetie :’[ grab some tissues, you’ll CRY. this is their last speeches @ their last LIVE concert.
they’re all crying and the crowd is shouting “ganbate” or ganbare? i’m not sure, i think it means good luck…and they are trying to pull themselves together and 3/4ths of their girl fans are crying too..made me tear up and i don’t even know what this movement is all about..bouuu :’[[[
thx sofy, from http://ft-island.blogspot.com/2007_09_01_archive.html
so the pic with the big green letter F i wanted the one where he’s pointing at you but i couldn’t find it..so cute…aite, ALL these last 3 posts of Complete pic SPAM started out cuz i was looking for the pic of him as a girl…i seem really obsessed right now…sorry…i didnt intend to find this many pix, but they were all already conviniently located on the same site…and…srry? well…as for the one with the white dickies sweater…he looks so young!! so attainable!! lol. now he looks like a rockstar, then he looked like a normal kid, thats why its my favorite, he looks like just a regular friend from school or something. 
i dig his pouts in general, and the HUGE pic is so u could admire his guitar teeny necklace. …now i really sound like a freak..imna stop…but not b4 i mention that in one of the pix it looks like someone painted black lightning on his cheek, kawaii! hongki = kyoque! <===that means cute in korean, i FINALLY figured it out u guys!
this is hilarious. by flight of the conchords.
i’m not crying! its just been raining…uh…on my face!! so there. :]p
is like crack! i am instantly in love with it…don’t get me wrong, i still think kaname is ugly and weird, he has NO reason to like dumb old yuki…i think zero is delicious…and yuki needs to grow her hair out…shes alot like tohru honda, nice 4 no reason, dumb, and taken advantage of by men…*sigh* why are all women portrayed that way in asia? thats why i like Ko Eun Chan from coffee prince, she kicks ass =D
but hey, i watched 4 episodes in 1 night, and i LOVED it. vampires are kinda stupid, but the story is worth watching!! and i’m so sorry i sound so negative! i just think its not healthy for me to like this type of thing, but..the point is…I DO! n you’ll love it too, just give it a try! veoh.com, look 4 eng subs…they have up to ep.8, i think..?
payce niggas ;]
ITS A SONG IN ENGLIIIIIISH…….MY WORLD HAS BECOME BEAUTIFUL!!! AHHH!! YESSSSSSSS!! unbelievable! i can understand it [with very minimal strain]! a language i ACTUALLY speak!! ahh! >_< *melts* *yells out to janitor to get the bucket, imna be like this 4 Awhiiiiiile*
TIP: if you close your eyes, it will sharpen your senses, you will be able to concentrate more on the lyrics..and understanding hongki’s english…lmao <333 saranghae i love you!
woooooooo me with your accents! AHHAAAAA. jk, love you!
i thought that only happens in africa, and since i dont watch the news…well…i heard it over the radio!! milk and bread costs are WAAAAY up. same with gas. our new president better have a plan for these issues…but thats not the POINT! the point is this :
worldwide starvation?!
the 2ND COMING - is it upon us?
i think i’m scared….how do you guys feel? and what do we do to help, when even america - the world’s only ’superpower’- is affected?! this is bad…but i guess it had to affect us for us to care…but will USA be to busy to care about other nations now?
today, with my anatomy and physiology class i went to see cadavers….wow…
in any case…in total this year we have desected:
- live frog [I HAD TO anestatize IT MYSELF. ] who said frogs weren’t slimy LIED. watched its heart stop.
- squamos shark…funky 3 lobed liver…smelled like tuna and formaldehyde…i know all its veins n arteries.
- heart of cow. lab practical/test tomorrow. along with HUGE final. mother!
- fetal pig -it was last year tho… along with an already dead frog last year.
- also some other crap i’ll recall later prolly…PTSD is that way…LOLz
YUKO!! *tears off pants* ! mouth to mouth? OKAY!
myanmar..formerly called burma had a huge cyclone and a bunch of ppl are dead, but the govt is going ahead with elections while NOT letting reporters OR aid workers into the country to help.
china declared some days of mourning and let more aid workers come in, even some military. china had a huge earthquake.
YOU CAN’T MOURN IF YOU’RE STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE YOURSELF. if you have no aid in your country you’re gonna join the death count. you need food and shelter! you have no more house.
and what is america doing about it? NOTHING. like always. we only speak out and warn other countries, we are politically motivated in every step we take, we only go in if it is directly beneficial to us.
SO if you get the chance YOUTUBE myanmar, they’re NOT letting reporters in but illegal things DO happen aka theres videos. the govt may keep its people ignorant but we are not a military dictatorship, we have internet. use it wisely. also, i get this channel of worldwide news called ALJAZEERA..its not really allowed in america because it is an independent station and our “democracy” only wants us to know news that will make our opinion pro-USA. but ALJAZEERA is world wide reporters without borders. they report from a variety of perspectives as well. check it out. it is very educational to the closed american eyes. find out whats happening all over earth.
i hate politics but i hate to be ignorant as well.
is huge
it says “this iz the japanese kabuki rock” in white on the bottom right corner and it cuts off his hat a bit more…but i walk into my room and its like WHOA. myv! lol only 10 dollars at the concert so i’m happy…but he’s not wearing my fave lipring and i like his hair w/out the hat…but its all good, its still myv. notice how half his face is soooper white, you can barely see his spike of an earring..
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the caretaker would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the caretaker who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little Princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers…. and then there are educators.
-THATS MESSED UP! -darialois
sometimes you just need noise, youre thinking “louder, LOUDERrr!!” and you dont care about the music or the lyrics, you need noise, expression and you need it now, and sometimes its good. but sometimes you’re not in the mood for loud. you need mellow, with good lyrics, maybe some piano…
almost got 16, ooo hits. although i’m practically never on anymore….lol…as of this week that is…
on my cluster map theres dots on the ocean….uh…castaway and wilson, special thx 4 reading??
i have soft spot for japanese prank shows ;D
i do my part. do you do yours?
i dry my laundry outside. i replace my light bulbs with florescent ones. i recycle. paper. plastic. bags. cans. oh, and i turn the water off when i’m brushing my teeth >_<
tips: re-use stuff. don’t turn heat on unless you’re dying. just put a sweater on! spoiled. aite, also don’t litter, in fact, if you see trash, pick it up, the next trash can isn’t far, some dummy just didn’t see it. thx 4 ur time. save the place and space you breathe in. do it for yourself.
this is off google…didnt earth used to be more blue? i’m not playin, what are we doing to our earth..?!
so hongki, not only sings to her, but takes her hand. i almost began to cry. haha. syke.
but hey…wonbin dances pretty good. ;]
[jaejin's noona from youtube. thx.]
credit: filmjin
reo reo schoolu attack. what bad english…but its ok…obviously all his fans dont care. haha.
tablo is part of epik high, and his reaction is very american, ppl are in his house messing with his junk, he’s like GET OUT! AH! lolz
where as crazy asian DBSK would prolly be like…oh, hello! fans, saranghae!!!
pfffff.
oh, and i’ll stoop pretttttty low to get u all 2 smile ;] enjoy…but dont cuss. censor yourself, please [get it?]thx.
i am basically addicted to checking my blog stats, i like to see what u guys like to read :] i dunno if i have any subscribers but i usually have over 100 views daily. but i always have ZERO COMMENTS. you’d be upset too. so since i can’t find you and throw a brick at you , uh….just please comment. cause i’ll find a way to throw a brick at you online, u know me ;] <—ha, actually,no, u don’t.
lesson 1: fans have to be crazy to love a person they have never met.
so on second thought maybe hongki should stay away from me…hmmm ;]
you are my star i’m your #1 fan, baby please take my hand. this is sooo tight!
i’ll go ahead and say : oh oh oh!. and then stick you in a washing machine when u get stinky and extinguish you when u find the [expensive] gasoline. what messed love. ha.
17. Fan
translation by: Grace (also credit: aheeyah.com)
Oh! (Even if I can’t have you)
Even if it’s only in my mind
(Even if I can’t touch you)
Even if it’s only a meaningless dream
(Even if I can’t talk to you)
Even if I hide and watch from far away
(You know I do)
I love you
(Even if you don’t know who I am)
Oh baby don’t you know, you don’t even know my name
I spend my sleepless nights gazing at you
Oh so beautiful, your solo picture clutched in my hand
The heartbreak of my crazy love buried in the cheers of the world
You’re not even listening, you wouldn’t even know if I died
Even in your next life you will live without knowing who I am
I want you so bad and it’s too late to turn back
Even tonight I want to kiss you so I clutch my pillow tight
Today is our first meeting right?
Only you have this sort of dialogue
Again today I talk to your retreating figure
It’s always the same thing but still I give a nervous hello
Even though the whole world’s stops listening, I only need you to hear me
The further you are the hardened my heart becomes, please listen to me
Farther, and farther, fortune works wherever
Will I be able to see you? (Tell me)
Oh! (Even if I can’t have you)
Even if it’s only in my mind
(Even if I can’t touch you)
Even if it’s only a meaningless dream
(Even if I can’t talk to you)
Even if I hide and watch from far away
(You know I do)
I love you
(Even if you don’t know who I am)
Darling, why are you not smiling today?
It would be nice if it was not a big problem
I couldn’t look at your face filled with anxiety
It would be better if I was in pain but the impossibility of that brings regret
Hold me, the one who could respond to your question of “how are you?”
Can’t come close, can’t touch, you’re the one I can’t hold
I’m going to go meet you tonight in my dreams
Even if in my dreams everyone ridicules my love
Even though everyone says I am crazy and the entire world disappears
Babe you belong to me, but why are the worthless multitudes talking you away?
No, there is no way. I’ll make you see only me
I’ll give you everything, I’ll make your lips meet mine, I’ll go get the world and give it to you
I’ll make it so you can never leave me, I’ll keep you in my sunken heart
You are My star, I’m your no.1 fan
Baby please, take my hand
Oh! (Even if I can’t have you)
Even if it’s only in my mind
(Even if I can’t touch you)
Even if it’s only a meaningless dream
(Even if I can’t talk to you)
Even if I hide and watch from far away
(You know I do)
I love you
(Even if you don’t know who I am)
Boys and Girls in a crazy love say oh! oh! oh!
Boys and Girls in a stupid love say oh! oh! oh!
Boys and Girls in a meaningless love say oh! oh! oh!
Boys and Girls in a love like mine say oh! oh! oh!
Even if you don’t know who I am!!
and wonbin laughing @ his hot…big mouth??? uh?
iono what i meant by attractive either, i was joking…lolz
wonbin will NOT leave him alone and then when jaejin gets in the mood to play, wonbin is like “saranghae, aishiteru, ok leave me alone!!” ahaha.
they can say “ok” in english..yay? so mental retardation is out.
aite, then the sing acapella “ft island” the song <3333 ahhhhhh *sigh* *calls out to janitor character, knows impending melting of heart*
1 problem. my baby is not in the video. [w/e ;]
fti history lesson:
feelin like a stalker. cant say i like it…gimme another week! jkjkjk
sucks that they cant have gfs now…their fans would kill them…what ever you do dont insert and evil laugh here—>* *
there is still a chance for me to go!!
more info @: http://community.livejournal.com/ftisland
its right under the red writing that says their malaysia concert was cancelled….doesnt mean i wanna see them any less!! >_< ppl who bought tickets will get a little “gift” come concert time…i wonder what…??
but i think the pricing will remain the same…there goes me heart… :’[
heres some CUTE!!! pix of fti....like a bazillion, and even FTI SOCKS- what in the...aite:
http://community.livejournal.com/ftisland/104125.html#cutid1
they even posted the calendar pix!!! jonghun is wearing a "somebody in california loves me" shirt, how does he know?!!
i CANT STOP spazzing and nosebleeding all over those calendar pix! im not even done looking @ them! the boys look so handsome in suits, and hongki has a lifesaver on his neck that says "welcome aboard"...naughty...*cracking up*...his eager expression...lolololol
stupid english=looove : http://img67.imageshack.us/my.php?image=asta132rm4.jpg
*still cracking up* *happiness attack*
"keeping my secret" ?! dont tell me you're gay!! ah!! lmao...this is still funny...because BOTH hongki AND minhwan put that as 'most important' ha!
"i would try to talk to her" good thing i kno how to say "nice weather" in korean, where would i be w/out that?!! lmao
and wonbin would look @ only her...but what if i'm sitting 80 rows back? ur little eyes can't see me! *racist comment of the day* *said with nothing but love* ;]
real men: take care of others. awwwwwwww *__* you can feel free to take care of me ANY day. ho ho ho!<–ouran high school host manager’s laugh ;D
man, today is a goood day.
its funny how you find you enjoy ur life when ur happy to be alive -relient k
How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning (1951)
(with Helen O’Connell)
(H) How do you like your eggs in the morning
(D) I like mine with a kiss
(H) Boiled or fried (D) I’m satisfied as long as I get my kiss
(H) How do you like your toast in the morning
(H) I like mine with a hug
(H) Dark or light (D) the world’s all right as long as I get my hug
(D) I’ve got to have my love in the morning
(H) Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
(D) I’m a regular monster
(H) How do you like your eggs in the morning
(D) I like mine with a kiss
(H) Up or down (D) I’ll never frown eggs can be almost bliss
(D) Just as long as I get my kiss
(D) How do you like your eggs in the morning (H) how do you like your eggs in the morning
(D) I like mine with a kiss (H) I like mine with a kiss
(D) Boiled or fried (H) I’m satisfied (Both) as long as I get my kiss
(H) How do you like your toast in the morning (D) how do you like your toast in the morning
(H) I like mine with a hug (D) I like mine with a hug
(H) Dark or light (D) the world’s all right (Both) as long as I get my hug
(D) I’ve got to have my love in the morning
(H) Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
(D) I’m a regular monster
(H) How do you like your eggs in the morning
(D) I like mine with a kiss
(H) Up or down (D) I’ll never frown (Both) eggs can be almost bliss
(Both) Just as long as I get my kiss
(D)=dean martin
(H)=Helen O’Connell
I WAS INSPIRED TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS SONG IS BY KEVJUMBA. at youtube.com, go watch him, he’s funny!
MY LAST ENTRY EVER. I QUIT! I’M VERY SERIOUS. SCREW HONGKI.
APRIL FOOLS!! Hongki! i still want yoooh don’t worry!!
lolz saranghae
1 of the only 2 words i recognize in korean. the other word is hongki ;] chyeeeeah it has a “71″ in it…and uh…yeah…a circle..o…tra la la?
p.s. yes, i know this is a mean joke..not that sorry tho. hahaa
yes i SLEEP. honest to blog! lol juno ;]
*will dream i could’ve gotten tickets to fti concert in cali*
edit: ironically i ACTUALLY DID dream that….wtf?
aite ill leave u guys alone already, ive written too much today but i have just ONE question i want an answer to, would you rather have jaejoong sing you a love ballad on your doorstep or hongki singing the love song? comment me with ur pick…i guess you could pick any of the ft island boys or the dbsk boys if u want, hey, we can even include miyavi :]!
i’m out♥
darialois
p.s. dont make me pick I CANT DECIDE!! i want them all!!
kinda like keira’s kinda like this chick, and kinda like the lady who was yelling at the main character girl in my blog about laughing so hard i had to pee…forgot what the parody was off of..[goong..gong?]
i have her bangs–>except i don’t have that guy on me.. :[ LOL
my baby learned english for me?!!! *passes out*
{for those of u wondering, yes, my janitor character is getting really annoyed of mopping me up and putting me in a bucket when i melt…or drool…hahah…pobrecito/poor baby}
good luck trying to convince me that it WASN’T for me. jk jk guys.
p.s. i also like hug eng. version and INSA jaejoong’s solo…but the end is sooo long w/ NO singing…maaaaaaann….the HUG video has the WORST english ever, lyric/word sense-wise, worst pronunciation goes to ft island hahahhaha. thats right i give awards lol. {notice: it sounds like hero’s voice but u have no proof…oh, and when did he get so good @ pronounciation? then again the only words i can understand is “i think about you every night and day” but then of course thats all I would ever hear anyway lol}
MUCH LOVE guys
darialois<333
so initially i was gonna start out sayin “so this is my family with wet hair” but i can’t really marry someone in my own family can i? so i’ll start this way “so this is my husband and his colleagues with wet hair” HAHAHAHAAA. as ifff. But naaah, they’re cuties, credit goes to “jaejinsnoona” @ youtube.com you can see an explanation [in case u need one cuz ur not korean either! at : http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ii9LPKyfN9k] so hongki calls minny n jinny chickens for not jumping and then he chickens out himself and “fearless” binny jumps 1st. so yeah…i DO have nicknames like a family for my husband’s colleagues. haha.honggo >_<!!! p.s.like wet dogs, hair all droopy n messy, whos a rockstar now? jk♥ que bonitos!
and here is my husband and my lil sister’s husband haha. (she’ll get mad if she sees that..oops?) -well, they’re calling their mamas to get them to say “i love you” the adorable part is that both ladies have their sons songs playing on their phones during call waiting or w/e…or rather should i say, both mother-in-laws of mine >_< [video explanation here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=WZyklJxw3J4].
p.s. some of u ACTUALLY like my blogs *eyes shine* *disbelief* so my heres how i’m doing in my life: school is hard, but i persevere!<—in procrastinating that is. that boy at school still has hongki’s hair, oh, and I CUT MY BANGS~! woow! i know! i know but it was gonna happen sometime, i mean all of asia has bangs, and i’ve had bangs b4, when i was little. supposedly i look 3 years younger…eh…but i also supposedly look like keira knightley, so….yes successsssss!! LOL, we all know mr. darcy wanted ME in the 1st place anywayz. haha. ;] payce Gs. {jk}
p.s. that one boy who looks at you funny when u smile, well he said my hair looked like Zooey Deschanel from?…tin man…who? so i frowned and he said nooo! thats a good thing!
hey, some guy who is really angry that he got AIDS is going around putting his blood in the ketchup bottles in restaurants. you know how at clubs they put it on a needle and just poke random ppl? well this seems worse…so please only use the packets, like at fast food places and stuff. cuz its not that likely that guy was so angry he went and injected ALL the little packets in the world. and i mean, guy, we’re here 4 u man, if u wanna talk let it out. but if u live in USA its not much chance u got HIV by yourself…so? but still call a hotline..or…i mean…cummon, how would u like to see an innocent baby contract that? wouldn’t u feel worse?
*be sure u tell ur friends family and even ur enemies to steer clear of ketchup!*
BUUUT. if ur gonna be online anywho, youtube.com has funny peeps. check out happyslip or kevjumba. funnai. aite bye. ;]
loose lips might sink ships but loose gooses take trips
to san francisco, double dutch disco,
tech tv hottie, do it for scotty
do it for the living and do it for the dead
do it for the monsters under your bed
do it for the teenagers and do it for your mom
broken hearts hurt but they make us strong and
we won’t stop until somebody calls the cops
and even then we’ll start again and just pretend that
nothing ever happened
we won’t stop until somebody calls the cops
and even then we’ll start again and just pretend that
nothing ever happened
we’re just dancing, we’re just hugging,
singing, screaming, kissing, tugging
on the sleeve of how it used to be
how’s it gonna be?
i’ll drop kick russell stover, move into the starting over house
and know matt rouse and jest are watching me achieve my dreams
and we’ll pray, all damn day, every day,
that all this shit our president has got us in will go away
while we strive to figure out a way we can survive
these trying times without losing our minds
so if you wanna burn yourself remember that I LOVE YOU
and if you wanna cut yourself remember that I LOVE YOU
and if you wanna kill yourself remember that I LOVE YOU
call me up before your dead, we can make some plans instead
send me an IM, i’ll be your friend
shysters live from scheme to scheme and my 4th quarter pipe dreams
are seeming more and more worth fighting for
so i’ll curate some situations, make my job a big vacation
and i’ll say FUCK BUSH AND FUCK THIS WAR
my war paint is sharpie ink and i’ll show you how much my shit stinks
and ask you what you think because your thoughts and words are powerful
they think we’re disposable, well both my thumbs opposable
are spelled out on a double word and triple letter score and
we won’t stop until somebody calls the cops
and even then we’ll start again and just pretend that
nothing ever happened
we won’t stop until somebody calls the cops
and even then we’ll start again and just pretend that
nothing ever happened
we won’t stop until somebody calls the cops
and even then we’ll start again and just pretend that
nothing ever happened
we won’t stop until somebody calls the cops
and even then we’ll start again and just pretend that
nothing ever happened
we’re just dancing, we’re just hugging,
singing, screaming, kissing, tugging
on the sleeve of how it used to be
I LIKE GIANTS. LISTEN to the lyrics .
oh, and i have good taste in music, check my site out.
what i meant was to put “crack” like voice crack….but i couldn’t find another k…you know how ghetto scrabble is lol. and um…well i had to pick another drug name..now fyi, i am not advocating drugs, as in, i would MUCH RATHER have u addicted to ft island and miyavi than to any chemical. aite? hugs not drugs.
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it
THE stupidest realization ever.
i always say ohhh…miyavi should come to america…ohhhh….ft island should hit up SoCal, well now that they are planning to, its like my impossible dreams are coming true…if i was a true fan all that would be standing b/ween me and hongki would be a few bodyguards…but im not that crazy..*korean little girl fans are insane…*
so i would need to get a part time job and make 450$ (in the period of 1 month…) for ft island and all those other random artists *ignorant of all other famous korean bands*
but i have a scholarship to keep up, and i didnt even have room/time for a sport *♥soccer!* this year… :[
so i guess i'm not going....but thank you for TRYING to make my dreams come true by getting famous enough to come to USA!! >_<
[you could hit up USA even if u weren't that famous, worry not]
too much love,
darialois
how when you google image search things u almost NEVER find what ur eyes want…and um…five treasures…well…it came up with this at least…LOL cute^_^
is it a kitty? or a sponge?!
you goons never read my site anyway so imma use it to rant just a lil about my sucky day…well i got up early and aced 1 science quiz and i had studied all 3-day weekend for the other science class, when we up and decide to have the test 2 days from now, when i’ll have forgotten all the bones in the body, attached to the chapter test, which frightens me infinitely more. i “THINK” i need to get out more, get my mind off this junk.
p.s. my cluster map is really beginning to look like a plan for world domination, BWAHAHAHAHAA. lol, thx 4 reading guys.
(excluding this post…in which i whine..and thats about it…payce out Gs)
so i live in SoCal and since i want my blog to cure at least SOME ignorance, and be at least VAGUELY educational, i’ll teach you all cali slang.
our words
hella-very
bomb-cool
i dig it- i think that’s cool
old words
hubba hubba-noise refers to a hot person and how hot you think they are
tight/rad-cool
spiffy/peachy-alright
wazza-whats up? [to which u reply,"fine/nothing"]
funny stories
this guy comes from alabama or something and he’s all like whats with all u crazy cali ppl always saying bomb? everything is not bomb! do u go into the airports like “WOW, that a bomb trashcan!!” LMAO. poor kid.
and another story. this lady is talking to her friend and both their husbands are in iraq, and this lady keeps saying thats hella cool and w/e so her friend decidwes to use this word too *shes from a diff state* and shes like “yeah imma send my husband some hella stuff” ROFL, you have to understand thats NOT how u use that WORD!! you can say some hella cool stuff, or a hella lotta stuff, but you cannot use a noun! wrong: thats a hella table. right: that table is hella gay. ok? so if u visit cali, dont sound stupid, just use your own words.
and if ur from chicago, sorry if we laugh at you , but in cali we don’t call money dough, we don’t even call it cheese anymore…and we don’t call soda “pop” lol. and when someone looses we don’t say they sure got “spanked” we say “owned/raped” yep…kinda messed up i kno..
but hey, we can embrace our differences and laugh at them too. hope you all enjoyed this blog, cuz its hella bomb u know >_<!!
darialois
credit: 1takekk
this is in my top fave songs. 1 is thunder and 2 is a tie b/ween this and lovesick
this being-until you return <33
its soo cute when he calls jonghun “jongshii” for his guitar solo, and then b4 that when he has to clear his throat cuz he was messing around what a DORK!!!
and his voice…vibrato…*melts in to puddle* *janitor comes with mop* *janitor says “what is this disgusting puddle?!”*
p.s. you can tell ft island is starting to like fame and embrace cameras…ft island hwaiting!!
ya!
so i had this dream that dbsk was in italy. and since its not an asian country they weren’t surrounded by crazed little asian girls…they were out of the way and in the shadows to try and blend in till their concert tomorrow or so. anyway, i sneakily tiptoed over to jaejoong and i was carrying a book or something so he prolly thought i wanted him to autograph…anyway! moving along. but i sneak up to him and i’m like “you speak little english?” {thats right, i spoke baby english for him ♥} and he nodded. so i said, “sometimes i accidentally call you younghun” and he looks at me like what?..why?…so i’m like, “well, jonghun, the leader of ft island, you know?” and he just looks at me with squinty eyes and his mouth in an “O” shape…i try again “five treasure island, you kno?” and he’s still very lost so i sing “kureuu te-nunga numyong to chergo inun kuro saram…” and he’s like “OHHHH” and he pulls out this thing with a lovely big screen that appears to be an iphone, and shows me a video of him imitating that song, for fun, vaguely mockingly, for the camera and we both smile at the recognition and i slink away ALL happy that dbsk and ft island were friend, like yay, o happy day! >_<!! and then my dad comes to wake me up and after about 30 seconds i’m like, “WHAT?! THAT WASN’T REAL?!! CRaaaaaaap.” and my dad just looks at me like “what, korea?” and i’m like “shut up, argh…couldn’t help it..”
well thats this morning, and that was an excerpt for you from my pathetic life. ahhhaa. be kind to each other. payce. *it was noon so time to be up anyways..*
darialois
he looked like this pretty much. young, hair flipped out. but he had his little black leather gloves on XD